Wednesday, October 10, 2007

My Pumpkin

Someone stole my pumpkin and they also stole my neighbor's pumpkin. I jumped on the Halloween/Fall bandwagon early despite the heat and purchased a nice pumpkin at Whole Paycheck for only $5. That's a great price in my opinion but someone stole my pumpkin so either I'm going to have to buy another one or just go without this year. I HATE RAY RAY and 'em, seriously hate them and hope they rot like my pumpkin would have, had it NOT been stolen from my front stoop.

I didn't exactly see the ray rays steal my pumpkin but I'm really wondering who else could it be. That's what Rays Rays do, they steal, loiter, sell and do drugs so I'm blaming the missing pumpkin on them. Maybe the kids who walk down the block on their way to school did it. Lil' Hoodlums throwing checker wrappers on the street and just generally being lil' ray rays. I hate 'em too.

Bitter? Yes I am. I hate when people steal my stuff.

17 comments:

Nikki said...

Damn, you got pumpkin jacked! Maybe it was The Great Pumpkin?

Hostess said...

Oh hellz bellz!! Is the Hostess gonna have to pimp slap Ray-Ray nem??

*taking off my earrings*

Call 2 Arms said...

Was it carved? Did you take a photo? Perhaps we can have a pumpkin hunt. Darn bandits!

This post inspires me to join in the holiday pomp. Maybe I'll get a pupmkin for the window.

CreoleInDC said...

Well dayum. Someone stole your PUMPKIN? Um...dayum. I have no words for that. That's some bullish. Do you decorate for Christmas? Do they steal Santa's too?????????

(Going put lojack on my decor.)

Luke Cage said...

You know what would be funny miss H. Is if it weren't Ray Ray and them and it was... well, one of the "neighbors.." If you know what I mean. How uncouth would that be huh? :)

Monica C. said...

"Whole Paycheck" - I love it!

Sorry those hoodlums stole your pumpkin!

cee said...

I just had to read this post out loud to my sister. Ray Ray an em' aint gonna be stealing anything off my stoop this year. I had to go and find me a condo in a gated community. LOL...But, I know exactly what you mean. And what the hell do they have planned for the stolen pumpkins? Sometimes, I hate black people (I mean....poor people).

Fave said...

wow...how your Jack-o-Lantern get jacked??? yeah, u owe someone a beatdown.

TDJ said...

Yep, Ray Ray and 'em got me last year. I had 2, one one each side of my front steps. No more pumpkins for me. :( Damn Ray Ray!!

Anonymous said...

So I live in Philly and bought a nice pumpkin today and some new stuff for my window boxes. I go out to walk my dogs and the pumpkin is gone--lasted 3 hours. So no one to share this with right now and on a whim I googled 'someone stole my pumpkin' (clever or pathetic?) and i find this cool blog. so something good came out of it. don't let em get you down.

CreoleInDC said...

I just heard on the news there is a shortage of pumpkins because of the draught the area is in. Thought of you. ROFL!

Serenity23 said...

I can't see what Ray Ray and co. would do with a pumpkin.. They most definitely are not going to carve it up... LOL!

Royce's Daughter said...

*CRYYYYYYYYYYYING* @ Ray Rays and Whole Paycheck (stealing that one). Sorry about the pumpkin Momma...

Jdid said...

whoop these asses if you catch them

trac said...

See, I see them doing it just for the meanness factor.....

Damn kids.

Anonymous said...

Somebody stole our pumpkin, too, from our front steps in South Euclid, Ohio. My son and I had picked it out, were ready to enjoy carving it Sunday morning, and some sucker came along and snapped it up. Pathetic.

Unknown said...

You know what's worse? Growing pumpkins all Summer and watching them grow and then having some schmuck steal them and trash the entire bush. But don't worry they left us one the smallest one. Now I have to find the schmuck that stole it.