Sometimes I’m too nice and wish I could tell people exactly how I really feel. So in typical blogger fashion I’m letting some of it out. The names and language has been changed to protect innocent and not so innocent.
Au Menteur : Mais sa va pas ou quoi. Tu pense que je vois pas ce que tu fait ? Ferme ta Guelle et va te faire. Si je pouvais je te dirais la vérité que tu est rien et un jour le monde va le savoir.
La fille : Tu sait pourquoi rien ne marche pas pour toi ? C’est parce que tu est méchante et dieu va pas te bénir avec du bonheur a cause de ta mechanste. Parfois tu me dégoute.
Le Ga : Pour quoi tu chante pas ? Femme la ce bonheur mwen, ce miracle mwen, vie mwen. Mwen tombe pu li.
La Copine: Reste ou tu est. Ca vaut pas la peine de venir parce que j’ai vraiment pas envie de te voir. Je suis fatigue et franchement je préfère m’asseoir sur le divan et rien faire pour tout le weekend.
La collègue : Tu a toujours des excuse. Arrêt ca n’aide pas ta cause. Je m’en fous si tu dois aller nourrir tes enfants. Il ya du travaille à faire et chaque fois qu’il ya quelque chose tu me donne une excuse. Frankly my dear I don’t give a damm.
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11 comments:
U know our french is crap!!! But as best I could make up, the work people done pissed you off and if not for the fear of jail issued panties, and lack of fire arm, you would have killed someone? Is that it??
I understood the last part clearly.
I know not a lick of French. So, naturally I plugged these phrases into one of those translator websites. So now I understand about 20% of what you wrote instead of 0% LOL.
Au secret agent extraordinaire: XXX XXX XXX XXX
Hold up!! I'll be right back with a translator
Okay...I'm DYING LAUGHING! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LOL!!! You really had me dying.
ROTFLOL! I need a translator for this
@ Hostess -- lol! pretty much.
@ Cee - I really wish I could say that outloud.
@ K - lol! The translations on those sites are hilarious.
@ the OE -- Exactement.
@ Mr. Slish -- lol! Use K's.
@ Creole - lol! me too after I re read it a few times it is kind of funny.
@ Lady D -- did you catch the creole? those are lyrics from Alan Cave.
@ heatdrops - use K's lol!
HILARIOUS!!!!
girl, tell 'em. i wish i knew some other language fluently enough to do that. shoooot, i'd say it to their face and then say i was shooing away evil spirits or something. let 'em say i'm crazy. better than than whupping their...
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